May 2008
49 posts
Late Adopter →
And just in time for it to be a cliché!
“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”
– Katharine Hepburn (via mascarah)
April 2008
83 posts
What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex →
I found this accidentally while trying to double check that I had spelled the word “officially” right. Somehow, the Universe has conspired against me and now I’m forced to come to terms with the fact that someone actually wrote this shit.
Comments Are Back!
I’ve wrestled with the fire-breathing Disqus, and comments are officially back! Unfortunately, my previous layout died in the epic struggle; but its memory will live on in the hearts and minds of the readers of my blatant, new, Project.ioni.st rip-off. Love and Respect.
“Senator McCain’s not here. He probably wanted to distance himself from me a...”
– Bush re: the candidates explaining their absence from the White House Correspondents’ Association dinner (via mascarah) (via seagull) I’m not 100% sure that this is a real quote, but it’s pretty hilarious nontheless. On second thought, this is probably real.
“As an industry —as a business model —health care is winning. It is taking...”
– George Halvorson, CEO of Kaiser Permanente (via jayparkinsonmd)
Grand Theft Auto IV
(CLICK the permalink button to read this text without the layout-induced headaches.) The most controvertial video-game of all time may also be the most critically acclaimed video-game to ever hit the market. Even today (Monday the 28th of April), one day before the game’s massive Tuesday launch, the fourth installment in the Grand Theft Auto series is predicted to outsell both...
“As people, we now have less power, and more influence, than ever before.”
– Tissa
“The white kermode bear is found in the rainforests of the central and north...”
– - BC Science 9 Textbook (page 136, par. 1) Oh, Science.
“Eustress: The positive or pleasant aspect of stress; for example, the demands of...”
– Answers
“All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of...”
– Voltaire (via theministryoftruth)
“It’s a fitting testament to human creativity that a generation of deprived...”
– The Roots of Hip Hop
“For many years it was reecorded only by memory, and relayed only live, and in...”
– A Short History of the Blues
“You know I could run for governor but I’m basically a media creation....”
– George W. Bush, 1989
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Microsoft copies Nintendo's controller →
‘Gyration’, the company that developed the technology in the Nintendo Wii’s remote, just signed patents with Microsoft to develop a rip-off controller for the company’s Xbox 360. How does such blatant clusterfuckerry happen is a supposedly modern and ‘civilized’ world? Apparently though Nintendo did own shares Gyration, the company was still not entirely under...