The Embassy: Archive

David Chapelle

’s really smart dude. If you have the time, check out Dave Chappelle’s Inside The Actor’s Studio. It’s split in to 10 parts and I’ve only gotten to the 6th or 7th video, but it’s really one of the most rewarding experiences I’ve had on YouTube since one of Chris rock’s earliest TV appearances was dug of from the ethereal vault of the Unknown Jewels...

Nov 1st

Do not despair, sir. All my talk of food was just a dead Herring. In fact, I have a cunning plan: this is not food, but an escape kit!
 Good lord! With a saw, a hammer, a chisel, a gun, a change of clothes, a swiss passport and an enormous sum of money I may just tand a chance.
 ...Ahh...
 Let's see, what have we here? - a small, painted, wooden duck.

Oct 31st

 number?
 604 *** ****
 Sorry, you have lots...

Oct 21st

Oct 16th

Watch

This is a video I put together of a number of clips taken of my dad and I talking. I like the way the scenes it depicts are completely natural, and are exactly the kinds of things that make up everyday life. I played with timing the audio and video, messed around with some color and speed effects, and tried to simulate the way the retina reacts to floods of light; resulting in a sort of...

Oct 16th

“One of the scariest things that has ever happened to me (and this in a lifetime...”

– Bungie Studios representative

Oct 15th

Oct 12th

Theloneous Monk - Straight No Chaser (ten) →

Oct 12th

Theloneous Monk - Straight No Chaser (nine) →

Oct 12th

Theloneous Monk - Straight No Chaser (eight) →

Oct 12th

Theloneous Monk - Straight No Chaser (seven) →

Oct 12th

Theloneous Monk - Straight No Chaser (six) →

Oct 12th

Theloneous Monk - Straight No Chaser (five) →

Oct 12th

Theloneous Monk - Straight No Chaser (four) →

Oct 12th

Theloneous Monk - Straight No Chaser (three) →

Oct 12th

Theloneous Monk - Straight No Chaser (two) →

Oct 12th

Theloneous Monk - Straight No Chaser (one) →

Oct 12th

The Ministry of Truth →

Oct 11th

“So I guess you’ve inherited the Fernando tendency to analyze the hell out...”

– Suresh

Oct 11th

Introduction to my English 9 Grammar Assignment

“Don’t let the seemingly soul-wrenching uselessness of studying English grammar get to you! When we study grammar, we are knowingly or unknowingly studying the very foundations of language and contemporary human communication! Grammar helps tremendously in conveying meaning and information, by helping us articulate our thoughts in sentences that are widely understood amongst human...

Oct 10th

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Oct 5th

Oct 3rd

1: Not bad I see your possum mole and raise you a mongoose!

2: Oh my, not a mongoose! Be it of Mongoosian proportions?

Oct 3rd